Lesson 3>

Bad Grammar can be as much fun as football. Just like watching English supporters when they loss, watching those those "purist bastards" jumping up & down while you blatantly butcher the English language, can be so much fun.
Well, here goes 34 years of conditioning.

Extreamic: When even Extreme is not extreme enough.

Synonym: Extreamerer

Lankluster: Extremic Lackluster

Badwidth: An Extremic lankluster internet connection

Arashonal: A person prone to skin problems

Smoothment: An aestheticly pleasing movement (credit: Tyrone Wraight)

Manipulami: A person gifted at manipulating others. (Also see. "wife" :)

Handmaded: Stuff that's maded by handed.

Sporadicly: Less than not, but more than none.


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Lesson 2>

Speak like a Foreigner
Non-english speaking people have a natural flair for Gramelish, and their accents are pretty convincing too.
I wonder how they do that?

I have found these great examples on my travels.

Perfect with the Wind-Tunnel-Tested Tagliatelle.

With the amount of shrooms they put in those cocktails, Happy doesn't begin to describe it.

Forever has begun everyone, be seen & believed.

Nothing like a seafood rubdown.

Lesson 1>

Make up words, and don't be afraid to use them.
Add a "-ly" or -"ness" or "er" (or all three) to the end of any noun, adverb or adjective. By doing so, you increase it's nessness

eg.
Regardlesly - "I wanted to go regardlesly"

Loveness - "I have much loveness for her" (credit: Karen Carr, thanks love.x)

Wronger - "That jol was wronger that the last one", "Your answer was wronger than mine"

People are going to laugh, or try to correct you, but don't let them, carry on regardlesly.


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Introduction>

Recently, I'v noticed that people don't seem to understand what im saying anymore, as if I'm speaking some kind of wierd dialect. Maybe I am. Either that, or there is something wrong with me.

I generally find blogs & blogging rather self indulgent, right up there with Twitter. Unless I can get a free mp3 download, or new release of something, I couldn't be bothered. So why, if the truth be told, would anyone want to follow this one, who would give a damn. The answer is: bloody nobody. And thats the big truth, you self-absorbed twats. But, just like you, I don't care, Im gonna have my say anyway, if for no other reason than i can. And if you agree, or find this funny, well, i guess there's something wrong with you too.

Stay tuned, this should get colourful.


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